While Autofarming...

[AhabsHarpoon]

Like most of us, a good percentage of my time "playing LOTB involves auto-farming and babysitting the game while my SOT dwindle away... So yesterday I figured I'd multitask while doing so and here's my contribution...

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Hope this gives a chuckle to those in need of one amidst all these bugs, awful drop rates, RNG curses and inaccurate AI talisman possibilities...

P.S. Profit of the Beast makes a great profile pic...

UP THE IRONS!!!

[wipp]

Dude! You need to make that your avitar

[AhabsHarpoon]

Dude! You need to make that your avitar

...and DONE!

[Bakura]

Way to go man!!!! Awesome that rocks. As a fellow graphic artist I gotta say, 1- nice creativity 2- nice artwork (I bet it took some time) 3- as a fellow gamer.... yeah, it feels like we can be puppets on a string.... and 4- a parody of an Iron Maiden hit album.

This needs to be displayed somewhere.

[Muzzleloader]

Maybe they will go for copyright infringement.

[Bakura]

Maybe they will go for copyright infringement.

Naw, it's a parody and it's over 30 years old.
Besides, as long as he doesn't make any money from it... he's good.

I say we use it for a parody/ bootleg CD cover.
I'm already hearing lyrics come to mind. We could do a parody of each song from the album, like:

* Can't pay my Bills (Run to the Hills)
you know, cuz we spent the money on this game.

* Broken be thy Game (Hallowed Be Thy Name)
..... you get the point.

* Profit of the Beast (Number of the Beast)
"$6.66 the profit of the beast, $6.66 just fix the bugs at least."

[AhabsHarpoon]

Way to go man!!!! Awesome that rocks. As a fellow graphic artist I gotta say, 1- nice creativity 2- nice artwork (I bet it took some time) 3- as a fellow gamer.... yeah, it feels like we can be puppets on a string.... and 4- a parody of an Iron Maiden hit album.

This needs to be displayed somewhere.

@BAKURA-
Thanks for the kind words... Procreate saved me some time, but ya, a rather quick bit of satire.

@Muzzleloader- ya think? Developers don't pay attention to anything else we have to say...

[wipp]

Naw, it's a parody and it's over 30 years old.
Besides, as long as he doesn't make any money from it... he's good.

I say we use it for a parody/ bootleg CD cover.
I'm already hearing lyrics come to mind. We could do a parody of each song from the album, like: "Can't pay my Bills" (Run to the Hills) you know, cuz we spent the money on this game.
Or, "Broken be thy Game" (Hallowed Be Thy Name)..... you get the point.
"$6.66 the profit of the beast, $6.66 just fix the bugs at least."

Die with your phones on

[AhabsHarpoon]

Naw, it's a parody and it's over 30 years old.
Besides, as long as he doesn't make any money from it... he's good.

I say we use it for a parody/ bootleg CD cover.
I'm already hearing lyrics come to mind. We could do a parody of each song from the album, like: "Can't pay my Bills" (Run to the Hills) you know, cuz we spent the money on this game.
Or, "Broken be thy Game" (Hallowed Be Thy Name)..... you get the point.
"$6.66 the profit of the beast, $6.66 just fix the bugs at least."

☝️☝️☝️
GENIUS!

I got some "new Eddie" concepts for the game I might have to jump on...

[Aries419]

That is epic! Definitely had a good hard laugh. Nice job!

[Bakura]

Die with your phones on

* Die With Your Phones On (Die With Your Boots On)
"If your battery dies, die with your phones on,
As your battery dies, you win the round,
Gonna cry, re-wards are gone,
'Cuz your battery died, it's gonna die!"
.... LoL gotta plug in while grinding.

* Also, when you buy the talisman paks for $19.99, there's tax in the states so it's really
"$22, just in case your new"..... (22 Acacia Avenue)

* Cheats the Fight (Speed of Light)
"The talismans don't work, we have been ripped off, support's response won't save us, when AI cheats the fight."

* "Bought Some Sands of Time" (Caught Somewhere in Time)

* (Out of the Silent Planet)
"When is the Silent Planet, why has it not been finished before"

* "Prices High" (Aces High)

* "If the New Hot Fix Should Fail" (If Eternity Should Fail)

* "Hear the Gripes of the Mobile Gamer, see him cry as it locks up on he." (Rime of the Ancient Mariner)

[wipp]

Bonus track. Can i play on madness

[Nuke_Happy]

(Paschendale)
3-Stars falling like the raaiinnnn!
Its blue eyes unveil once again.
The sound of Bruce can’t hide his
shaaaame!
And so we die with cultist owl!

(Lord of Light)
Free your funds and let them fly!
Give your life to Frog of Buy!

[Bakura]

Thats deep.... and well thought out.
Funny, sad and true!

Welcome to the party.... now we're working on a double CD album.

[Nuke_Happy]

Tbh I’m no songwriter but I’ll gladly convert song lyrics from songs I like for parody albums

[Bakura]

So when Kaz leaves a comment, that would be a "Post of the Navigator."

[Kookaey]

TELL ME WHY IT HAS TO BE, A PAY TO PLAY... IM NOT THAT KIND OF GUY, I AM BROKE, WHY CANT I JUST GRIIIIND!
WHEN THE IRONITE'S DRY, AND ALL OF MY HOURS ARE A WASTE!
I SPEND COUNTLESS HOURS, AND SLAVE FOR A TALISMAN SEEEET...

SLAVE FOR A TALISMAN SET!
(Powerslave)

[Kookaey]

For real though OP that is absolutely cash

[Esquatcho]

This thread has made my year. The art would have done it alone, but the songs and lyrics! Amazeballs!

[Bakura]

Yeah, I laughed all day thinking about this stuff.
I love the game. The bugs and rip offs are upsetting, but this whole parody helped me just laugh it off. These songs have been like therapy.

@Kookaey
I love the Powerslave parody.... this one is going on the album for sure.

* Fight of a Purchase (Flight of Icarus) [chorus]
"Buy, all your things, for arena
Buy, and rank # 1
So you pay, for arena
Buy, now you've won"

* Tasted Beers (Wasted Years)
A song about trying all of Bruce's Iron Maiden Brews.

* If you're really, really frustrated with this game!
(To the tune of Bring your Daughter to the Slaughter)
"Close your Wallet, Close your Wallet, .....Un-instaaaaaaall it,
Delete from Phone, Delete from Phone, Delete from Phone."

[AhabsHarpoon]

WOW! One goof drawing to alleviate my frustrations and this AWESOMENESS comes to life. Everyone on this thread rules... thanks for the laughs!!!!

[Lord-7618]

This thread made me laugh so much! A little contribution

Die-hard fan (Moonchild)

I am he, the newest bug
The fallen server, mocking you
Nodding Frog, the AI whore
I own your cell more than you do
Don´t you dare to save your souls
Open them now and buy some new ones
Be the gamer of a non-tested game
Be the tester of our new updates

The drawing is awesome Ahabsharpoon!

[scott-5496]

Superb stuff! Loving that picture!

[GotN]

Hahaaaa, incredible! You guys rule! Thanks for the laughs :D

[Bakura]

* Can I win on Madness
(Can I play with Madness)
.... a song about a newbie w/ natural 4* characters that aren't sharded, but he really wants the achievement rewards.

[thealchemist]

It may have been said already but that artwork is superb! And so far the gripe of the mobile gamer is winning the parody song titles imo and die with your phones on a close second lol

I have an alternative lyric for number/profit of the beast
"6-6-6 the number of the beast. also the number of bugs in every update released!"

[Kookaey]

Yeah, I laughed all day thinking about this stuff.
I love the game. The bugs and rip offs are upsetting, but this whole parody helped me just laugh it off. These songs have been like therapy.

@Kookaey
I love the Powerslave parody.... this one is going on the album for sure.

* Fight of a Purchase (Flight of Icarus)
"Buy, all your things, for arena
Buy, and rank # 1
So you pay, for arena
Buy, now you've won"

* Tasted Beers (Wasted Years)
A song about trying all of Bruce's Iron Maiden Brews.

* If you're really, really frustrated with this game!
"Close your Wallet, Close your Wallet, .....Un-install it." (To the tune of Bring your Daughter to the Slaughter)

Cheers man! I fully endorse the Nodding Frog parody album, these posts are solid gold and thanks to OP the album art is there and on point already.

"Auto replay, on my phone cell.. when it buzzed another time.. reflecting on my pass time, and the dwindling sands of time.. cuz at 5 o clock (pst) the grinding is over thrown.. all the souls I claimed and their yeilding is growing oooooooold..."
Lul

[Segoy]

Thanks AhabsHarpoon and all the "song writers".

With all due respect - you all rule.

And thanks for enlightening the mood and spirit of all of us, chained to babysitting our phones.

All said (and drawn) here, The Picture and every lyrics, are absolutely true.
(This day started totally crappy for me, but you put some light in it, for a brief moment. Thank you.)

[Metallicamilo]

The story of aset

Tell me why I have to be a powercrept
I don't wanna die I'm a God why can't I live on!
When the reviver dies, all around is laid to Waste.
And in my last turn I'm a slave to the power of
Perfect death.

[Bakura]

Inspired by the New "2019 Tour Ed" pak!

* Same ol' Smoke (Holy Smoke)<chorus>

"Same ol' Smoke, Same ol' Smoke, Another sad toon, it's becoming a joke,
Profit of the Beast is the Nodding Frog croak,
Driving me bezerk,
Tour Ed is Holy Smoke,
Tour Ed is Holy Smoke!"

[AhabsHarpoon]

inspired by the new "2019 tour ed" pak!

* re-hashed bloke (holy smoke)<chorus>

"same ol' smoke, same ol' smoke, another sad toon, it's becoming a joke,
profit of the beast is the nodding frog croak,
driving me bezerk,
tour ed is holy smoke,
tour ed is holy smoke!"

yesssss!!!!!!

[Smudger24]

Beauty of a thread. Love the artwork, and the songs, keep em coming there awesome.
I used to be very creative too but this game with the endless autofarming not only destroyed the battery in my phone, killed quite a few brain cells babysitting it. Lol 😵

[Sidney]

Nice work!!! This is hilarious!!!

[Bakura]

[From the album Piece of Grind]
* Pants on Fire (Quest for Fire)<chorus>

"Surely you jest you liar,
About the talis effect,
Now your pants on fire,
Cantch'a see we're all upset?"

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[Bakura]

* 2 Minutes to Reset (2 Minutes to Midnight)

<chorus>
2 Minutes to Reset
Ed just hit me with Doom
2 Minutes to Reset
I need to win this battle soon!

(We've all been there...LoL)

[AhabsHarpoon]

* 2 Minutes to Reset (2 Minutes to Midnight)

<chorus>
2 Minutes to Reset
Ed just hit me with Doom
2 Minutes to Reset
I need to win this battle soon!

(We've all been there...LoL)

Ain't it the truth...