Things that piss me off:

From another thread that nobody will look at:

Oh ya, I haven’t seen that particular bug, but minor bugs like this are popping up every other fight for me. Sometimes they are beneficial, like when my Prisoner disables passives on the other team, even if no red buff is showing on any of the opposing players (sure sucks ass when it happens to me though) but more often than not, the minor bugs hurt me. Off the top of my head in the last few days (350 Arena battles):

1) Opposing player has less than a sliver of HP left, yet when hit with what should be a final death-blow, not only does the health not go down and the toon not die, but they actually regen 10% hp or so. IF I have another turn and attack that same guy, even if it is a weak-ass attack, he goes down. If I don’t have another turn, then I just get bent over. It’s like his regen activates before the hit is registered, which doesn’t exactly explain it, because a toon with 100 hp left, getting hit with 10k damage, shouldn’t have a regen that absurd anyhow.

2) Insane regen/heal for no reason. That is to say, last night I was up against a team and I had one of them down, two of them under 20% health, and one with a sliver of health left. I attacked the one with a sliver, killed him, then attacked one of the final two remaining with my last guy/turn. Not only did I not get the kill on that turn, which I absolutely should have (it was on a Clair, with no buffs, no Angel passive or regen of any kind (I went back and fought him again and manually checked all skills and talismen) and I’d estimate she had less than 500 hp left - and I was attacking with a fully buffed KKKlansman), she and her teammate all of a sudden got 26k heals out of nowhere. She then used fury, brought back the team with 100% health (it’s been a while since I’ve paid attention, but have they always revived with full health?), and proceeded to obliterate my team.

3) By far the biggest issue I’m having is my buffs from talismen aren’t working. It’s my understanding that Passive Disable does just that, it disables passives - but it is sure good at disabling buffs and talismen effects as well. 75% of the time I face a team with Prisoner, I will inexplicably have zero buffs on my toons. It doesn’t matter who he is paired up with, it appears to be totally random. And before you say “Primordial,” it happens against teams without them just as often.

4) Buff icons showing up, but not doing what they’re supposed to do. Immortality seems to be the big one here; I have the golden buff up, no permadeath, no perfect corruption, nothing else that I know of that would make my revive not revive, but sure as shit, one out of five times one of my guys dies with PI up and active, he stays dead.

5) On the flip side, I’ve had half a dozen fights in the last two days where I kill an opposing toon, who is buffless and debuffed to the core (been playing with Primordials), but yet he will inexplicably revive after I kill him.

6) This one has been bugging the shit out of me for some time now, but can someone tell me how/why a toon with INVINCIBILITY can still be DoT’d, stunned, debuffed, and even killed? Seriously, the point of being INVINCIBLE is that nothing can hurt/affect you, right? Maybe I’m off base here, but it is beyond frustrating to put a team together, to build it around a solid toon that needs protection (because he’s as sturdy as wet toilet paper), only to have him be loaded up with debuffs, DoT’s, and other such nicities (mostly from Mr. 4-Star Iron Eddie - FUCK I hate that guy!) and then stunned for two turns. It’s all sorts of fun to have my allegedly invincible teammate come out of his stun with 20% or less HP remaining. Sure am glad I put the time and effort into building a team around something that doesn’t work as advertised/intended.

7) Did I mention that I HATE Iron Ed? Because I do. Someone please explain to me how he can use his fury - which looks like absolute, utter horse shit on my 6+ iphone (seriously, how does the fact that 50% of the move is cut off the screen, so you can’t see how much damage was taken, etc., and QC just let it slide thru? Fucking ridiculous.) - kill three out of my four guys, and on his very next move, his fury bar is full again? I don’t have that ASS FUCK in my lineup, so maybe he’s got a skill I don’t know about, but even then, what a load of shit. It doesn’t happen every time, but maybe 70% of the time.

Lots of language in this post, and it shows my level of maturity and intellect, I know, but man... I just went back over the last few months and tallied how much I’ve spent on this game; in a billion years and with ANY other product, there is ZERO chance I would still be giving that company my business. To say I am frustrated doesn’t begin to scratch the surface. If this game sucked, then none of this would matter, but they’ve made it juuuuuust good enough to have a full blown strangle-hold on my short-hairs.

I’m just about ready to manscape and be done with this travashamockery.

https://youtu.be/f9-huLRWFRQ

Iron Ed has full heal on his Fury move for the team - so I know about that as it has saved my ass many, many times.

Clairvoyant always revives to full health (and always has).

Passive disable will remove buffs that are aded via passives.. i.e. Gunner Lilith can add Immunity buffs via her passive.. so if the passive is disabled.. well... That being stated though. Passive disable shouldn't be doing anything to disable talisman buffs (at least I don't think it should).

Iron Ed.. yeah seems to gain fury way too fast and is way more powerful than any other 4 star Eddie. Overall I've noticed though.. getting that first fury fill may take some hits.. but regardless of the Eddie in use (ATK or DEF) the second fury meter fill happens in half the time if not faster.

I have seen Iron Eddie Fury 4 times in a row and usually after the last ally goes I will see his meter shoot from 20% to full and he will trigger again as the last attack of the round.
I have found a common weakness that happens most of the time. Even if he has Fury full, if he is damaged by more than half he will usually heal instead of Fury so use that how you like.

Thanks for the input guys. I would like to say that things have changed, but I’m still getting all of the same BS things going on. To add a little more mud to this puddle, can someone explain how this works:

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This is the beginning of the match. I’ve got 4 toons, all loaded up with Primordials, and the other team has 2 toons with Primordials... So, why does only ONE of my guys have Golden buffs? Why does he only have 2? How the shit does his team have ZERO silver buffs, yet I’m loaded up with them? Perhaps there is an actual reason for this, but the way the AI works and the ungodly amount of bugs and errors, it’s impossible for me to figure out a logical explanation as to how this could happen.

Off topic, I just got (for the second time this week) the same automated bullshit copy/paste, pass the buck, non-answer responses from Sam AND Michelle @ NF customer support. Apparently, their system isn’t letting them know that one or the other already copied/pasted the non-answer previously. Seriously, I got the exact same answer from both of them, again, which of course was no answer at all.

https://youtu.be/UIzxOuM-SMc