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Bakura has retired from this waste of life game.
I advise you to do the same.
Goodbye everyone.
GOD BLESS+ YOU ALL!
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Forum moderators, please delete this thread!
Bakura has retired from this waste of life game.
I advise you to do the same.
Goodbye everyone.
GOD BLESS+ YOU ALL!
As Tour Manager, I’m working on that Antarctic tour...
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MORE HILARITY OVER HERE, FOLKS:
WHILE AUTOFARMING PART TWO
Per Bakura's request...Attachment 6082
Dear lord this is gold thanks so much for the art and tunes and levity troopers!
Losfer Funds
Back in the Gauntlet
Paper Man (Bakura I’m lookin’ at you ;) )
The Book of Trolls
Tears of a F2P
Be Quick or be Broke
The Blue and the Red
Crash of the Page (Flash of the Blade parody)
Leviathan the Great
The Loneliness of the Long Time Player
Seventh Soul of a Seventh Soul
Spender
Fillers (useless filler events)
When the Forum Howls
Where Eternals Dare
I could do this all day.....
Any word from warner bros yet? Im jammin to the demo now
Love this... it's awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nuke_Happy
I know what ya mean, once you get going, it's hard to turn off!
If you write any lyrics just post them here.
Did u see your description above.... the Iron Maidens rock... if u haven't seen them, search them on YouTube, the 2 lead guitarists are smokin' chics.... one of them plays for Alice Cooper!
Live vid of our Korean tour coming out on VHS & Beta next week!Quote:
Originally Posted by wipp
Coming out in PAL format the following week for the European fans!!! I'm hoping after all this exposure, we can actually start to get paid for the gigs.... then you can get a new reed for your meat whistle.
I am well aware of the Iron Maiden’s, they can play Rime like nobody’s business.
"How 'Bout You?" (Deja Vu)
Feels like I've played this before,
Feels like I've played this before,
Feels like I've played this before,
I tire of the grind -- how 'bout you?
Nice one!Quote:
Originally Posted by AhabsHarpoon
Yeah, my phone luvs LotB... But I haven't played in months...lol.
Seriously.... I never really played mobile app games before this one (just the suck ass KISS game).... never knew a game you put it on auto. My first LOL event , I earned a Lilith, all on manual..... till I read on the forum about auto.
If they want us to grind.... just make the drop amounts bigger and increase the SoT.... in the end, we get the same frags using same amount of SoT..... just in shorter time. It's like the devs not only want our resources, but also to consume our phones.... it's stupid!
Btw.... It looks like no one's voting in the poll... I think you guys just want the #1 choice to stay at 66.6 %....
"I see a post from Navigator, and they are lost
As they resell reskinned toons, I count the cost
Another sac event amusing, its all that I need
They smell my payday coming, and their in need
Take my check and and spare money,
Tempted more to risk not save,
No more is this fun, Navigator won,
3 stars all that I can gain"
(Roast of Navigator)
One of my favorite songs..... this is great!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Kookaey
I dunno about you, but when I test these parodies, I actually sing them out loud..... the only problem is, they crack ya up so much you can't sing w/ out laughing cuz you know what your saying is soooo true. These are more about laughing at ourselves. Like the profit of the beast image.... we're the puppet gamer on a string!
This is really good, thanks!
Did u read the full length Profit of the Beast?
We have to do a full length Quest for Fire, for the new image, now.
I absolutely did I actually voted for it in the poll that was.. pure cash to be honest, I loved it. Also to validate your point I absolutely sing these out loud to the tune; your hallowed be thy name parody about sitting on the dumptank I could not get through without cracking up like a middle schooler. For real this is the best thread on a forum ive been in quite a while. I appreciate you adding me to the band too I pride myself on a turn of phrase so it made my day when i got your message, let alone the fact that your top poster and possibly player in this pubescent fan game and you added me. Your posts keep me playing in general and im not really an app player, you should be getting kick downs from the devs hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Bakura
Also i did check out that Quest for Fire post and im stewing up something, we all truly do owe it to @AhabsHarpoon for the quality album art elevating this thread to the next level of dedication.
I started with the verses and got the whole song.. Dedicated to this awesome community
CHildren of the game
He´s playing like a madman, but watch his phone burning again
Blue eyes in the book of souls, Frog Knows he wants to grind more
Children of the game, we are children of the game (x2)
He´s looking for the minotaurs, If he had souls he would open now them all
Now he´s buying one more big pack, fingers crossed, wondering is it worth?
Children of the game, we are children of the game (x2)
Ironite thrown to feed the dark hole
Ten times 3 stars appear as he scrolls
Throwing his cell, screaming in pain
Surely the newbies got them all
He realizes he red in a thread
“never buy packs”, now it is learned
(guitar solo by Kookaey)
We are children of the game,
won´t skip any event
Grinding all the day
paying for new Eds
Children of the game
Addicted ‘til the end
Wait for sac-a-thon
Hope is never lost
Children of the gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamee
PS: I want my record skill shards back!!
LOL.... yeah professional video gaming, that would be nice. They need more Beta testing before they release stuff, I would do it for ironite , talis, etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kookaey
I appreciate the kind words... I got burned out on arena, what with all the bugs... its ridiculous, sucks the fun out. Doom doesn't kill Gambler the first time if he has perf. heal shield... he disappears but still attacks. I killed a toon with doom, and he still attacked, even revived the whole team.... had to kill them all twice. Stressful and unnecessary.
Never got Eternal, but did get 2nd two times and 3rd once. It's 800+ manual battles..... and that was before I got all the relics. I try to remind myself it's just a game...not my life. Anyway, all you guys are cool....just decide who is bringing the beer and who is bringing the groupies to band practice next week! LOL
Wipp got Eternal once... but his Saints beat my Texans in the last 30 seconds of Monday's game.... so he doesn't count!!! Not this week anyway.
Awesome.... got me teared up a bit. I could totally hear Bruce wailing on that one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord-7618
Yeah, until I'm like some of the guys who have been here from day 1 with SS coming out of their ears, I really find SS's to be the most common rarest commodity. A toon is useless until fully sharded, some Eds take like 23 SS, and they are so hard to get. I see in some of the packs in the store that have all kinds of goodies, but they will put like 1 or 3 SS.... I'm like WTF? That's being a real cheapskate... come on NF... just throw in a bunch... especially if someone is spending $30 or $50. Why are they so stingy.... It's all digital anyway... what do they care if you get 5 more. It's not like you get an unfair adavantage over anyone. I got a bunch in the Airstrip dungeon. That and filling the vortex gave me enough to shard up New Eagles Dare Ed.
If any of you guys are NOT in the states, then bring your home beer as an import to band practice. LOL
Hey, I started a NEW Mayan Dungeon Thread ...actually it pertains to all dungeons.
It can be found here: https://forum.ironmaidenlegacy.com/s...891#post105891
I posted a bunch of pics. I got like 24 cosmic T1 1* runes in 2 keys. The first key I got 23 of them, so it's worth it to do it at least once. Evolved a T3 Gold cosmic from 1* to 3* max, in just minutes.
Here's a couple of pics, more are at the other thread.
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Love these so much! Inspiration also struck me today and somehow got a whole song
Fear of Restart
(Dedicated to when after a win you can't connect and have to restart the game/the autoplay stops)
I am a man who holds a phone
And trying to beat Madness mode
At night or grinding in the dark
When I win I see a thing strange:
The screen doesn't seem to change
And I see little loading mark...
Fear of restart, fear of restart
I have a constant fear my win will disappear
Fear of restart, fear of restart
I leave the phone and just get another beer
Have you ever left your sands stall
And you felt your neck skin crawl
Cos what if auto had crashed at night?
Some mornings you're just too scared to take a look
At your phone after you wake up
Cos you've sensed some bug had failed you
(...)
Have you ever played Gauntlet at night
Thought you had your teams all lined
You start the grade, no time to spare
And as it crashes middle game
You find it hard to look again
Cos toons are gone but battle's there
(...)
Playin till dawn you get to beat another floor
Too tired, cannot play more
Just sleep and let it auto grind
Maybe your mind is not playing tricks
You wake, and suddenly eyes fix
On frozen screen all over again
(...)×2
When I'm full on grinding mode
I am a man who always holds a phone
I listened to that earlier today. I think you just made the first song on the second album
THANKS KOOKAEY... got another Eddie illustration on deck... WITH TALISMANS!Quote:
Originally Posted by Kookaey
Another Grind
As I lay here grinding on my phone, new pop-up come into my screen
Oh, what it is, I wanna know, please don’t you tell me, it’s new challenge
There’s a feeling that’s inside me telling me to go for it yeah
But I’m so tired of grinding, I might as well end today yeah
This is gold! Nice work... another full length song. Wipp is right, this is going on the next album, we have to add you to the band.... you're our new "Jannick."Quote:
Originally Posted by fanghorria
"NEW from Trooper Eddies... 'Fear of Restart.' The new hit single from their latest album Piece of Grind... the follow up to their 2019 record breaking album 'The Profit of the Beast.'
It sucked so bad, people were literally breaking their records.
Piece of Grind..... with the hit smash 'Fear of Restart,' from Casablanca Records, now on sale wherever fine crap is sold!
And be sure to check out their new live show, see them on tour at a local prison near you!!!"
Thanks for contributing kgk56.... this was much nicer than when your defense team kicked my ass (LoL.)Quote:
Originally Posted by kgk56
Please Don't Die (No More Lies)
There's a triple-A run before me
There's no Eddies to spare
Salvage some lost sands of war
but no regrets from me
Maybe Ferryman won't show today
and I'll make S, just who can say
that Gambler Eddie won't one shot me
Pyro Soldier saves the day
I have two weeks, I must prepare
A loss could bring me to despair
Their talismans are so unfair
but that won't stop me now
Time to fight, hope for the best
Put my gunners to the test
Assassins will be fighting next
For the love of God, don't nerf Raven Witch
PLEASE DON'T DIE!
PLEASE DON'T DIE!
PLEASE DON'T DIE!
PLEASE DON'T DIE!
PLEASE DON'T DIE!
PLEASE DON'T DIE!
PLEASE DON'T DIE!
PLEASE DON'T DIE!
Dude.... I just played the song while reading your lyrics.... THAT FREAKIN' ROCKED!Quote:
Originally Posted by Volrath
Great song and your lyrics tell the tale nicely.
We all dread the tough "this color only" levels of Gauntlet.
This part is why I procrastanate on gauntlet----> "I have two weeks, I must prepare , A loss could bring me to despair"
Well, you said it,...... now it's happening!Quote:
Originally Posted by Volrath
September Tuning Update!
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But she will be awakenable ... hope for the best of it (I have 2 Witches)Quote:
Originally Posted by Bakura
Yep, 2 here also.Quote:
Originally Posted by kgk56
At least she won't be triggering Trooper talis like before. But someone else made a good point about just reducing the chances for a repeat turn. Kaz, sounded like she was being nerfed, but when awakened, the ability to remove perf. immun. would return. Kinda lame.... hence the reason so many are upset.
The tuning update had alot of good points. Shadow Wicker man gets new passive etc.
Infernal Dungeon dropping cosmic evo stuff.
I just read that last night, meanwhile did 3 keys in the last couple of days and was about to do the last for the stretch goal.... But will wait for update (cuz current dungeon rewards suck.) Update should be any day now.
It has all been rather quiet on the events front and more importantly the update front - what the bets it happens tonight and then they are mostly off for the weekend - fingers crossed it does not hit the fan again like the last update!
Fortunately I didn't have any problems w/ Android , I think mostly iOS users were affected.
I'm ready for phase 2 of awakening... the longer I hold fallen angel frags, the more I want the other phase 1 LoL.
I'm saving for the gunner.
The probs I noticed last update were some background graphics in skull quests looking unfinished (AMOLAD), and Lord of Light levels..... you can see the cross hatching in the background, like a chicken wire effect.
Ok, you're gonna say I'm cheesy or have gone too far.... maybe both.
Trooper Eddies strike again!
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Ok I have a few more alternative/parody song titles. Havent worked on lyrics but may or may not in the future....anyway
These Talismans don't work (These colours dont run) - radiant a prime example.
2 support tickets since Midnight - Im currently been waiting 12 days to have a support ticket answered so this seemed apt to me.
Fear of another frontier key - (fear is the key) - Another added today?! flaming hell how many of these dungeon keys are we gonna have ffs
Weekend worrier (weekend warrior) - worrying if we will be able to do a weeks worth of grinding in a space of a weekend just so we have a few chances at the "latest must have" character/talisman, etc.
Or... Weekend Warrior could also be "Awakened Warrior".... lolQuote:
Originally Posted by thealchemist
I just got the W. LoL yesterday.... spent last night awakening him 3 times....so.
Hey, on the Radiant, you mean the fact the enemy gets attack up or revives w/ critical strike.
Gotta love it when Gambler & KP get critical while using radiant. Same thing happens when using Madam, her passive doesn't always stop it.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bakura
Ive found with radiant, don't bring a character on your team whose passive brings anything like attack up etc as somehow it turns their passive off completely. Ive noticed it with the Nomad, Wickerman, Gunner Minotaur. Bad enough your team doesnt get attack up or even defense up, but stuff like immunity to perfect sleep etc disappear too.
I just updated track listing #15.
This just proves my point!
Fight of, a Purchase(Flight of Icarus)
[chorus]
"Buy, all your things, for arena,
Buy, and rank # 1
So you pay, for arena,
Buy, now you've won"
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We'll waste your time, then we'll waste some more!
We'll give you bugs like a penny whore!
So while you're waiting for the next big crash -
Buy our new Sandworm Pack for lots of cash!
Your time in dungeon is running low?
Well here's an update to make Orbits blow!
The smell of commerce makes the Frog Corp wank,
So buy that Sandworm, we need to make bank!
Blow blow blow blow blow blow blow blow blow blow,
Blow blow blow blow blow blow blow blow blow blow!
Pointless events giving useless toons,
It's pay-to-play for us Froggie goons!
And as you race to complete your goals,
The server crashing leaves achievement holes!
You deal with updates that make games no fun,
We clink our glasses at rewards undone
By constant meddling and fucking up -
We've borked your game, and there's no backup!
Blow blow blow blow blow blow blow blow blow blow,
Blow blow blow blow blow blow blow blow blow blow!
☝️ Nice ..... There you have it folks, a NEW parody version of "The Trooper."
Thanks for posting, Discordian ... I hope you feel better now. This all started as therapy, back when things started to get noticeably worse. I think we've gotten use to it now ..... cuz complaining seems to fall on deaf ears.
My favorite line is:
"The smell of commerce makes the Frog Corp wank,
So buy that Sandworm, we need to make bank!"
🤣
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