August Events

[Kookaey]

@GrimDusk you did wot hnow mate?

[wipp]

Bakura got into silent planet.he even collected the poon tang frags from the event

[Kookaey]

No kidding? Well thats something, I imagine it causes some issues to delve into that though. Does it work in reverse? The Valentines Event was a gold mine of souls and frags haha, I hope they do it again next year.

[Bakura]

I was joking with w/ Wipp, told him "Isle of Avalon" was unlocked and gave out "poon tang" (snatch) frags.
Collect 1000 for a digital girlfriend. She's dressed skankier than a Lillith or Banshee! LoL
(You know you've been playing this game too long when the she-toons start looking good.)

[wipp]

Def man. I been wanting to hit clairvoient

[wipp]

No sac event this mth?

[Kookaey]

Lmao thats cash, I wouldnt put it past them to not introduce something along those lines tho. Perhaps "Sirens" lol.

[Fight4life]

No sac event this mth?

Well, it sats so in the description “abrubt execution (sacrifice)”

[Bakura]

No sac event this mth?

It should happen after the LOL frag event.
Just so we can manually sac over 1,000 regular souls that we will have collected, and then watch the vortex meter slightly increment a little bit per stack of 99.

I hope it starts soon. I'm maxed on slots, trying to save all the open souls from the BoS event.

Usually the LOL grinder is the 5th toon from the latest new character event, but this time they released all 5 factions. So, maybe it's a totally new deal.

They could release a new toon to honor us fans. It could be the Pooper Trooper. His fury move is that he craps his pants over the latest new release, when he finds out it's nearly identical to an already existing toon, after he he spent time and money to get it. Then his basic attack is throwing cash at the enemy in hopes of ranking in the top 10. He also has a revive, cuz customers can't die, they need to come back to spend another day. Lastly, he doesn't take any existing talismans, only the new featured set exclusive to this event, that you have to earn in the new Idiots Dungeon, it's a 6 tali set, you get 1 per 600 runs. And they don't do anything, except make a crying noise when you get attacked, because you know you've been duped. But they will be bugged at first, then a week later they will fix them.

[wipp]

Lol dude u need to write for leno