While Autofarming...

[Bakura]

Die with your phones on

* Die With Your Phones On (Die With Your Boots On)
"If your battery dies, die with your phones on,
As your battery dies, you win the round,
Gonna cry, re-wards are gone,
'Cuz your battery died, it's gonna die!"
.... LoL gotta plug in while grinding.

* Also, when you buy the talisman paks for $19.99, there's tax in the states so it's really
"$22, just in case your new"..... (22 Acacia Avenue)

* Cheats the Fight (Speed of Light)
"The talismans don't work, we have been ripped off, support's response won't save us, when AI cheats the fight."

* "Bought Some Sands of Time" (Caught Somewhere in Time)

* (Out of the Silent Planet)
"When is the Silent Planet, why has it not been finished before"

* "Prices High" (Aces High)

* "If the New Hot Fix Should Fail" (If Eternity Should Fail)

* "Hear the Gripes of the Mobile Gamer, see him cry as it locks up on he." (Rime of the Ancient Mariner)

[wipp]

Bonus track. Can i play on madness

[Nuke_Happy]

(Paschendale)
3-Stars falling like the raaiinnnn!
Its blue eyes unveil once again.
The sound of Bruce can’t hide his
shaaaame!
And so we die with cultist owl!

(Lord of Light)
Free your funds and let them fly!
Give your life to Frog of Buy!

[Bakura]

Thats deep.... and well thought out.
Funny, sad and true!

Welcome to the party.... now we're working on a double CD album.

[Nuke_Happy]

Tbh I’m no songwriter but I’ll gladly convert song lyrics from songs I like for parody albums

[Bakura]

So when Kaz leaves a comment, that would be a "Post of the Navigator."

[Kookaey]

TELL ME WHY IT HAS TO BE, A PAY TO PLAY... IM NOT THAT KIND OF GUY, I AM BROKE, WHY CANT I JUST GRIIIIND!
WHEN THE IRONITE'S DRY, AND ALL OF MY HOURS ARE A WASTE!
I SPEND COUNTLESS HOURS, AND SLAVE FOR A TALISMAN SEEEET...

SLAVE FOR A TALISMAN SET!
(Powerslave)

[Kookaey]

For real though OP that is absolutely cash

[Esquatcho]

This thread has made my year. The art would have done it alone, but the songs and lyrics! Amazeballs!

[Bakura]

Yeah, I laughed all day thinking about this stuff.
I love the game. The bugs and rip offs are upsetting, but this whole parody helped me just laugh it off. These songs have been like therapy.

@Kookaey
I love the Powerslave parody.... this one is going on the album for sure.

* Fight of a Purchase (Flight of Icarus) [chorus]
"Buy, all your things, for arena
Buy, and rank # 1
So you pay, for arena
Buy, now you've won"

* Tasted Beers (Wasted Years)
A song about trying all of Bruce's Iron Maiden Brews.

* If you're really, really frustrated with this game!
(To the tune of Bring your Daughter to the Slaughter)
"Close your Wallet, Close your Wallet, .....Un-instaaaaaaall it,
Delete from Phone, Delete from Phone, Delete from Phone."