While Autofarming...

[AhabsHarpoon]

WOW! One goof drawing to alleviate my frustrations and this AWESOMENESS comes to life. Everyone on this thread rules... thanks for the laughs!!!!

[Lord-7618]

This thread made me laugh so much! A little contribution

Die-hard fan (Moonchild)

I am he, the newest bug
The fallen server, mocking you
Nodding Frog, the AI whore
I own your cell more than you do
Don´t you dare to save your souls
Open them now and buy some new ones
Be the gamer of a non-tested game
Be the tester of our new updates

The drawing is awesome Ahabsharpoon!

[scott-5496]

Superb stuff! Loving that picture!

[GotN]

Hahaaaa, incredible! You guys rule! Thanks for the laughs

[Bakura]

* Can I win on Madness
(Can I play with Madness)
.... a song about a newbie w/ natural 4* characters that aren't sharded, but he really wants the achievement rewards.

[thealchemist]

It may have been said already but that artwork is superb! And so far the gripe of the mobile gamer is winning the parody song titles imo and die with your phones on a close second lol

I have an alternative lyric for number/profit of the beast
"6-6-6 the number of the beast. also the number of bugs in every update released!"

[Kookaey]

Yeah, I laughed all day thinking about this stuff.
I love the game. The bugs and rip offs are upsetting, but this whole parody helped me just laugh it off. These songs have been like therapy.

@Kookaey
I love the Powerslave parody.... this one is going on the album for sure.

* Fight of a Purchase (Flight of Icarus)
"Buy, all your things, for arena
Buy, and rank # 1
So you pay, for arena
Buy, now you've won"

* Tasted Beers (Wasted Years)
A song about trying all of Bruce's Iron Maiden Brews.

* If you're really, really frustrated with this game!
"Close your Wallet, Close your Wallet, .....Un-install it." (To the tune of Bring your Daughter to the Slaughter)

Cheers man! I fully endorse the Nodding Frog parody album, these posts are solid gold and thanks to OP the album art is there and on point already.

"Auto replay, on my phone cell.. when it buzzed another time.. reflecting on my pass time, and the dwindling sands of time.. cuz at 5 o clock (pst) the grinding is over thrown.. all the souls I claimed and their yeilding is growing oooooooold..."
Lul

[Segoy]

Thanks AhabsHarpoon and all the "song writers".

With all due respect - you all rule.

And thanks for enlightening the mood and spirit of all of us, chained to babysitting our phones.

All said (and drawn) here, The Picture and every lyrics, are absolutely true.
(This day started totally crappy for me, but you put some light in it, for a brief moment. Thank you.)

[Metallicamilo]

The story of aset

Tell me why I have to be a powercrept
I don't wanna die I'm a God why can't I live on!
When the reviver dies, all around is laid to Waste.
And in my last turn I'm a slave to the power of
Perfect death.

[Bakura]

Inspired by the New "2019 Tour Ed" pak!

* Same ol' Smoke (Holy Smoke)<chorus>

"Same ol' Smoke, Same ol' Smoke, Another sad toon, it's becoming a joke,
Profit of the Beast is the Nodding Frog croak,
Driving me bezerk,
Tour Ed is Holy Smoke,
Tour Ed is Holy Smoke!"