Ok I have a few more alternative/parody song titles. Havent worked on lyrics but may or may not in the future....anyway

These Talismans don't work (These colours dont run) - radiant a prime example.
2 support tickets since Midnight - Im currently been waiting 12 days to have a support ticket answered so this seemed apt to me.
Fear of another frontier key - (fear is the key) - Another added today?! flaming hell how many of these dungeon keys are we gonna have ffs
Weekend worrier (weekend warrior) - worrying if we will be able to do a weeks worth of grinding in a space of a weekend just so we have a few chances at the "latest must have" character/talisman, etc.