Just For Fun!!!

[Kookaey]

"I see a post from Navigator, and they are lost
As they resell reskinned toons, I count the cost
Another sac event amusing, its all that I need
They smell my payday coming, and their in need

Take my check and and spare money,
Tempted more to risk not save,
No more is this fun, Navigator won,
3 stars all that I can gain"

(Roast of Navigator)

[Bakura]

"I see a post from Navigator, and they are lost
As they resell reskinned toons, I count the cost
Another sac event amusing, its all that I need
They smell my payday coming, and their in need

Take my check and and spare money,
Tempted more to risk not save,
No more is this fun, Navigator won,
3 stars all that I can gain"

(Roast of Navigator)

One of my favorite songs..... this is great!!
I dunno about you, but when I test these parodies, I actually sing them out loud..... the only problem is, they crack ya up so much you can't sing w/ out laughing cuz you know what your saying is soooo true. These are more about laughing at ourselves. Like the profit of the beast image.... we're the puppet gamer on a string!

This is really good, thanks!

Did u read the full length Profit of the Beast?
We have to do a full length Quest for Fire, for the new image, now.

[Kookaey]

One of my favorite songs..... this is great!!
I dunno about you, but when I test these parodies, I actually sing them out loud..... the only problem is, they crack ya up so much you can't sing w/ out laughing cuz you know what your saying is soooo true. These are more about laughing at ourselves. Like the profit of the beast image.... we're the puppet gamer on a string!

This is really good, thanks!

Did u read the full length Profit of the Beast?
We have to do a full length Quest for Fire, for the new image, now.

I absolutely did I actually voted for it in the poll that was.. pure cash to be honest, I loved it. Also to validate your point I absolutely sing these out loud to the tune; your hallowed be thy name parody about sitting on the dumptank I could not get through without cracking up like a middle schooler. For real this is the best thread on a forum ive been in quite a while. I appreciate you adding me to the band too I pride myself on a turn of phrase so it made my day when i got your message, let alone the fact that your top poster and possibly player in this pubescent fan game and you added me. Your posts keep me playing in general and im not really an app player, you should be getting kick downs from the devs haha

[Kookaey]

Also i did check out that Quest for Fire post and im stewing up something, we all truly do owe it to @AhabsHarpoon for the quality album art elevating this thread to the next level of dedication.

[Lord-7618]

I started with the verses and got the whole song.. Dedicated to this awesome community

CHildren of the game

He´s playing like a madman, but watch his phone burning again
Blue eyes in the book of souls, Frog Knows he wants to grind more

Children of the game, we are children of the game (x2)

He´s looking for the minotaurs, If he had souls he would open now them all
Now he´s buying one more big pack, fingers crossed, wondering is it worth?


Children of the game, we are children of the game (x2)


Ironite thrown to feed the dark hole
Ten times 3 stars appear as he scrolls
Throwing his cell, screaming in pain
Surely the newbies got them all
He realizes he red in a thread
“never buy packs”, now it is learned

(guitar solo by Kookaey)

We are children of the game,
won´t skip any event
Grinding all the day
paying for new Eds
Children of the game
Addicted ‘til the end
Wait for sac-a-thon
Hope is never lost
Children of the gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamee


PS: I want my record skill shards back!!

[Bakura]

I absolutely did I actually voted for it in the poll that was.. pure cash to be honest, I loved it. Also to validate your point I absolutely sing these out loud to the tune; your hallowed be thy name parody about sitting on the dumptank I could not get through without cracking up like a middle schooler. For real this is the best thread on a forum ive been in quite a while. I appreciate you adding me to the band too I pride myself on a turn of phrase so it made my day when i got your message, let alone the fact that your top poster and possibly player in this pubescent fan game and you added me. Your posts keep me playing in general and im not really an app player, you should be getting kick downs from the devs haha

LOL.... yeah professional video gaming, that would be nice. They need more Beta testing before they release stuff, I would do it for ironite , talis, etc.
I appreciate the kind words... I got burned out on arena, what with all the bugs... its ridiculous, sucks the fun out. Doom doesn't kill Gambler the first time if he has perf. heal shield... he disappears but still attacks. I killed a toon with doom, and he still attacked, even revived the whole team.... had to kill them all twice. Stressful and unnecessary.
Never got Eternal, but did get 2nd two times and 3rd once. It's 800+ manual battles..... and that was before I got all the relics. I try to remind myself it's just a game...not my life. Anyway, all you guys are cool....just decide who is bringing the beer and who is bringing the groupies to band practice next week! LOL
Wipp got Eternal once... but his Saints beat my Texans in the last 30 seconds of Monday's game.... so he doesn't count!!! Not this week anyway.

I started with the verses and got the whole song.. Dedicated to this awesome community

CHildren of the game

He´s playing like a madman, but watch his phone burning again
Blue eyes in the book of souls, Frog Knows he wants to grind more

Children of the game, we are children of the game (x2)

He´s looking for the minotaurs, If he had souls he would open now them all
Now he´s buying one more big pack, fingers crossed, wondering is it worth?


Children of the game, we are children of the game (x2)


Ironite thrown to feed the dark hole
Ten times 3 stars appear as he scrolls
Throwing his cell, screaming in pain
Surely the newbies got them all
He realizes he red in a thread
“never buy packs”, now it is learned

(guitar solo by Kookaey)

We are children of the game,
won´t skip any event
Grinding all the day
paying for new Eds
Children of the game
Addicted ‘til the end
Wait for sac-a-thon
Hope is never lost
Children of the gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamee


PS: I want my record skill shards back!!

Awesome.... got me teared up a bit. I could totally hear Bruce wailing on that one.

Yeah, until I'm like some of the guys who have been here from day 1 with SS coming out of their ears, I really find SS's to be the most common rarest commodity. A toon is useless until fully sharded, some Eds take like 23 SS, and they are so hard to get. I see in some of the packs in the store that have all kinds of goodies, but they will put like 1 or 3 SS.... I'm like WTF? That's being a real cheapskate... come on NF... just throw in a bunch... especially if someone is spending $30 or $50. Why are they so stingy.... It's all digital anyway... what do they care if you get 5 more. It's not like you get an unfair adavantage over anyone. I got a bunch in the Airstrip dungeon. That and filling the vortex gave me enough to shard up New Eagles Dare Ed.
If any of you guys are NOT in the states, then bring your home beer as an import to band practice. LOL

[Bakura]

Hey, I started a NEW Mayan Dungeon Thread ...actually it pertains to all dungeons.
It can be found here: https://forum.ironmaidenlegacy.com/s...891#post105891

I posted a bunch of pics. I got like 24 cosmic T1 1* runes in 2 keys. The first key I got 23 of them, so it's worth it to do it at least once. Evolved a T3 Gold cosmic from 1* to 3* max, in just minutes.
Here's a couple of pics, more are at the other thread.

[fanghorria]

Love these so much! Inspiration also struck me today and somehow got a whole song

Fear of Restart

(Dedicated to when after a win you can't connect and have to restart the game/the autoplay stops)

I am a man who holds a phone
And trying to beat Madness mode
At night or grinding in the dark
When I win I see a thing strange:
The screen doesn't seem to change
And I see little loading mark...

Fear of restart, fear of restart
I have a constant fear my win will disappear
Fear of restart, fear of restart
I leave the phone and just get another beer

Have you ever left your sands stall
And you felt your neck skin crawl
Cos what if auto had crashed at night?
Some mornings you're just too scared to take a look
At your phone after you wake up
Cos you've sensed some bug had failed you

(...)

Have you ever played Gauntlet at night
Thought you had your teams all lined
You start the grade, no time to spare
And as it crashes middle game
You find it hard to look again
Cos toons are gone but battle's there

(...)

Playin till dawn you get to beat another floor
Too tired, cannot play more
Just sleep and let it auto grind
Maybe your mind is not playing tricks
You wake, and suddenly eyes fix
On frozen screen all over again

(...)×2

When I'm full on grinding mode
I am a man who always holds a phone

[wipp]

I listened to that earlier today. I think you just made the first song on the second album

[AhabsHarpoon]

Also i did check out that Quest for Fire post and im stewing up something, we all truly do owe it to @AhabsHarpoon for the quality album art elevating this thread to the next level of dedication.

THANKS KOOKAEY... got another Eddie illustration on deck... WITH TALISMANS!