
Originally Posted by
Blazpheme
"Lose 25 Arena Battles".
Hilarious! I ran screaming down the corridors of the Arena, in a frenzy of self-sacrifice. No one could stop my lone Football Eddie from tasting defeat, leaving them no choice but to earn rank points for their victories (for there really is no defense against a suicidal Eddie). Neither Banshees, nor Werewolves, nor Moonchildren stood any chance at preventing my demise - I experienced loss at all of their oblivious hands. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Seriously, it was actually fun, and a good way to vent. More stuff like this, please...