Thread for the funniest trouble tickets

[Zugzwang]

It would be fun to see the support team black out the username and just give us the text for some of the absolute funniest tickets. I won’t say the dumbest tickets but those work too. There have to be some real gems in there. Don’t worry—nobody who can navigate a vbulletin forum would have put one in....

I think 🤔

[Puntwothree]

Don’t think support is going to go this option..

They don’t want to embarrass me. :-p. (I mean, come on: I’m more than capable of doing that myself.)