A poem for legacy of the beast

[slauki]

Whenever the game runs like today i have this song in my head, just with a slightly different songtext...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fw0OvKFKhw

Maybe you are feeling the same sometimes, here is my personal version of the song (no offense intended this is just a humoristic adaptation from a dedicated customer :-):


Piece of shit game

Piece of shit game
I got a piece of shit game
That fuckin' pile of shit
Never gets me very far

My game's a big piece of shit
'Cause my account was fucking shot
And the servers are so fucking broken
They just get too goddamn hot
(It's a piece of shit)

I can't see through the log in screen
'Cause it's got a big spinning wheel
And if i pass it once, the game is still crap
'Cause the devs fucked up the code in the back
(It's a piece of shit)


Ref:Piece of shit game
(He's got a piece of shit game)
It sucks royal dick
100% crap
(Never gets him very far)
Oh fuck you game

But It's so fucking addictive, it’s like smoking a pipe of crack
Whoever designed the game, can lick my sweaty nut sack
(They can bite his ass too)
But I got no fuckin' connection
I'm always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear from my clan "Hey, relax you asshole"
(You fuckin' piece of shit)

Ref:I got piece of shit game
(He got a piece of shit game)
Maclo Error sucks my ass
That pile of coding shit
(Never gets him very far)
Oh what the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
To get stuck with you
You're too bad to get through
And you smell like the shoe
But I'm too dumb to get something new
Oh fuck me

Well the game likes crash
And it always fuckin' stalls,
the offers are a big rip off
it feels like someone kicks my balls
Plus the RNG is fucking rigged
I never get the newest meta
(What a pain in his ass)
And if a girlie sees my game
There's no chance I'll ever bang her
(He never ever gets da pussy)

Ref: Hey shut up
(Piece of shit game)
You piece of shit game
You piece of shit game
(Piece of shit game)
Bald fuckin' gameplay
No stable fucking raiding
(Piece of shit game)
Seven different worlds
are coming soon for years
(Piece of shit game)
Shitcode makes the bugs fly everywhere
Oh the whole town thinks I'm a loser
(You got a piece of shit game)
Because i waste my time with this…
(Piece of shit game)

[Aristo4]

First.

[Knut-3112]

Exactly. Now this piece of shit doesn't even load.

[Ancient Mariner]

lmao, before entering i knew that a topic like this opened by slauki would have made me giggle