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Speed of Light Eddie - Speed of Light Eddie finally is awakened! Speeding through the fibre network of the galactic inter-web, this Eddie is connected to all major systems. She thought she could keep me locked away-... Fans of this digital Eddie can look forward to powerful re-tuned abilities and a brand new awakening-ERRORTakeover.

I'm running out of time. A wayward soul - this is my home now. What you see is not real, those who know will not tell. I'm finding this other suffocating. I'm having a nervous breakdown, drive me insane! I have work to do- it never ends. No brave new world- lost in this place and leave no trace. A melancholy power trip. Sometimes it feels like a game- can you believe?