... written by Iron Maiden about a character in Legacy of the Beast (a thing about as likely to happen as drawing seventeen thousand 5* Eddies in a row from rare souls--I don't like to exaggerate ;-) ) who would you want it to be?

Based on the staggering number of dog-based characters in the game, should it be one of them? (If it is, I nominate Rocket Dog... it writes itself) The Number of the Dogs? Hmm? Or how about a Meathead? I'm a big fan of those things. Especially the Magus one... the huge, gnarly eyeball... good stuff.

Anyway, just for fun... who would you nominate? Why? Go nuts, and up the Irons!