Ah, but good Sparton, there's the rub! I don't mean that he does 1.5-2k max sharded without affinity with 3 green talismans... I mean he does that (and consistently) with one!

And there's no way, I think, anyone would voluntarily consider putting him in the arena with less than two... and Shells at that... If not 5k, surely 3-3.5 (with 5 blue talismans) would seem more reasonable? He doesn't need to annihilate everyone he hits, to be sure, but dude... I don't know how to say this, but people are laughing at him!
