It's a holiday weekend here in the states, so I'll toss out a question as a lot of people might not be around.
Q: In the 1983 Christmas Card, Eddie is holding a cleaver, about to cut up... who?
I thought it was Bill Gates that Eddie was about to cut up. The full image has Eddie on the right of the table starting to stand up with the Christmas Pudding in front of him and Bill Gates on the left of the table staring at the 'camera'.